Tank Is A Messy Eater

I haven't come up with anything to post within the first ten seconds I've been awake. I'm gonna crash out, guys.

Breaking Benjamin/Chavelle/Flyleaf/Nirvana/Nickelback/Paramore is what i imagine personally

what genre of music do y’all think david is into ?? i always imagine him into rlly niche countryish kinda music for some reason, maybe some bluegrass

YEAH, CURRENTLY ALREADY DOING THAT, THANKS. 😭

Do people rlly be raw-dogging cow titty milk?

Reblog if it is 182948291093733% ok to randomly message you and become friends

Tank was originally because they didn't trust asher on it, but asher kept whining like a bitch so they gave in and only slightly regretted it

Asher and Tank go on car rides together whenever they have time and just enjoy each others company.

My jaw legitimately dropped when i seen this 😭

''Scratch me more.''

''Say my name again.''

''I love it when you scream for me.''

''You look so damn beautiful like this, sweetheart.''

Tank greets david with a playful headlock and a noogie with a toothy grin btw

Tank definitely be slinging an arm around Angel's shoulder while looking at David with the most smug 'I'm taking your bitch' look known to man.

Ok, so I'm gonna TRY to make this make sense, so hang with me here for a minute.

Tank smoked weed when they were a teenager. Not because they wanted to act out or go against their parents, no, no, because they wanted to bond with them. One night (ew y tf does it sound like a fairytale, oops, sorry anyways) they came back from school, and tossed their backpack in the corner and walked in the living room, they were met with their dad on the couch, smoking a blunt, something they were used to by now, when they sat down he looked over at them and said ''Here'' while holding the blunt out to them, they stared for a minute before looking up at him and asking ''What?''. ''Here.'' he repeated more firmly. They stared for another second before reluctantly taking the blunt. They looked up at him with a conflicted expression before taking a small drag of the blunt and coughing. ''Fuck!'' They exclaimed. 'How the hell does he smoke this shit every day?' They thought to themselves. Their thoughts were cut short at their dad's laugh and an arm being slung around their shoulder. They paused, looking at him with wide eyes. In that moment, they thought they were dreaming. Their dad was laughing. Genuinely laughing. He never laughed. Not in their presence anyway. They thought it could've been the weed, but they couldn't bring themselves to care. They never thought they've smiled so big before. And after a minute, they laughed, too, leaning into him. Enjoying this moment with their father. A moment they never thought they'd live in their entire life.

I feel like Tank gives the pack dog breed nicknames. Like 'Terrier' (Border Terrier specifically)' for milo or 'Dane' for david or 'Collie' for asher (maybe even 'Weasel' for asher) And 100% just 'Bitch' for christian