Tank Bites Their Ice Cream

Asher and Tank?

I'm clawing at my skin trying not to look at EA spoilers.

Okay, but that means Darlin and Angel

Non cannon ships?

I feel like asher dick rides an artist. Like fucking crazy. Like how people dick ride carti? (Get carti a condm btw bcs people b bouncing on that shit like hella) Yeah, he does that with an artist, idk who, but he just does.

I just feel like darlin's shit talking is diabolical. Like insulting your whole family tree, animals included type shi. Like ''fuck you and your dumbass dead dog too bitch, ik that mug was crusty as fuck, probably named it peanut because it looked like your grandpappies dried up nut, hoe tf''

Rhett and link make me think of asher and milo for some reason

Fuck sam with glasses (literally). WHAT ABOUT TANK WITH GLASSES? YEAH, INSTANTLY ON MY KNEES.

I imagine sweetheart texting milo with freaky ahh insta reel comments like ''Just slide it in gng 😭😭🙏🙏💔💔'' when hes yapping over text or ''And... it's all over the screen 😫💦'' when he sends a picture while hes out or ''Can u feel the pain in my dih? 🥀💔'' after he leaves for work

Tank orders tenders and fries, and no one can convince me anything else.

Darlin no doubt be havin a cowboy hat on while riding that thang. Just saying.