Reading Sports Headlines While Pretending Sports Doesn't Exist Suggests A Fascinating World Of Magic

It's Friday. Can you guess what I'm in?

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

no. phil can, though

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today

Alchemy has been solved, economies don't want to have people flood the market with artificial things, when in the scale of the universe, amber is more rare than diamonds.

There are entire stars made of diamond, but so far amber is only here on earth.

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

the comment sections of facebook links to science articles are my favourite thing in the world

This you?

Cthulhu has risen and humanity is freaking out about it. It’s surprise to everyone when you walk up to the Elder God and say..

Biblically accurate Falin