Percy: The Gods Are Talking About Killing Me Again.

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

Regulus: "One rule. You have only one. rule. and you break it. How."

Barty: "It was a difficult rule not to break in my opinion."

Evan: *nods in agreement*

Dorcas: "The rule was 'no murder'!"

What if Hyacinthus had dark eyes but Apollon would have described them as an amber or sparkling carnelian at the least because his light was always shining in them.

It was when Hyacinthus died he realized that that carnelian was more of a mahogany because Apollon's light dimmed for that moment.

a picture to share and a picture to keep 📸

based off of the miya twins playlist cover (i forgot what they’re called lol) but it’s this ⤵️

I think the differences can be summed up like this.

Hermes knew Luke hated him so he ignored him and turned his attention elsewhere

Poseidon knew Percy hated him so he put as much effort into showing he cares as possible

Athena knew Annabeth lover her so she held that love over her head

First Years At A Festival

Deuce: Ah, wait. I think we lost Sebek.

Jack: The hell do you mean “lost him”? How do you even lose somebody that loud?

Epel: Or somebody who’s that tall??

Ace: Or somebody with green hair???

Yuu: Irrelevant. But I have the solution to this problem.

Jack: Oh no.

Yuu, taking a deep breath and then screaming: MALLEUS SUCKS!!!

Voice From the Crowd Behind: WHO SAID THAT!?!? HOW DARE YOU!!! COME, SHOW YOURSELF!!

Voice from the Crowd in Front: HELL YEAH, HE DOES!

Yuu: So, the good news is that I found Sebek and he should be heading over here now. The bad news is that he’ll probably try to kill me once he gets here. And in unrelated news, I have also located Leona-senpai.

Jack: … Why?

long distance iwaoi who leave sticky notes around their apartments for each other right before they fly back to their respective countries.

oikawa hides dirty jokes and cheesy one liners under plates, behind cereal boxes, and onto cleaning supplies. but he’ll also sneak in little heartfelt letters on occasion—usually tucking them into the sweatshirts iwaizumi pilfered from him or in his car visor next to their polaroid together. comfort to be found when iwaizumi misses oikawa the most.

iwaizumi smuggles aggressive reminders for oikawa to love and take care of himself behind oikawa’s coffee stash, in his sock drawer, and within the bathroom mirror. a long distance head butt. he’ll sometimes draw funny pictures and jokes to make oikawa laugh, along with scribbling out the rare love note. he puts them in oikawa’s coat pockets or on his comfort foods and movies. to be found when he really needs them.

it’s a way to make them feel like the other person is still there, still around, even when they’re thousands of miles away. a home built out of paper pieces and bad handwriting

Somebody: Jasons so angry and aggressive and kills people- hes the most violent batfamily member Bruce-I-would-have-killed-joker-had-fucking-superman-not-stopped-me-and-I-would-do-it-again-if-any-harm-befalls-my-family-also-i-beat-up-people-daily-as-therapy-wayne: what? Dick-i-was-planning-a-mans-murder-at-age-eight-and-would-have-done-it-also-i-didn't-have-superman-so-i-did-kill-joker-Grayson-Wayne: huh? Tim-My-body-count-is-probably-six-digits-by-now-but-it-doesn't-count-if-bruce-doesn't-know-stalker-Drake-Wayne: repeat that? Damian-i-came-with-the-katana-and-a-body-count-at-age-eight-wayne: what did you say about Ahki? Stephanie-i-will-crack-mad-funny-jokes-while-beating-your-face-in-with-a-brick-Brown-Wayne: waht? Barbara-i-wouldn't-but-like-i-could-and-i-know-you-and-your-entire-family-extending-to-your-great-uncle-thirteen-times-removed-Gordon-Wayne: *typing on keyboard* what was that? Duke-I-created-a-cult-about-robin-and-also-i-was-raised-in-gotham: sorry?