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rosekiller but like this

When hunter said “you will never see your family again!” about joining the emperors coven my first thought was, hey, kids w family troubles would love to escape like that. And then i was like, hey, mattholomule and steve are probably half-brothers for a reason

I am a criminal :)

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Perciver where percy and oliver are podcast presenters on a show where people ask them for relationship (romantic, non romantic or sexual) advice. They are best friends and their listeners marvel at how different they are with oliver being a retired quidditch player and percy a ministry worker.

They are very adamant about being just friends. But one day Percy is checking their tag on tiktok and finds a compilation named “times oliver looked at Percy lovingly” and falls into a rabbit hole that affects the way he sees his best friend.

Also, this is an excuse to imagine the kind of advice perciver would give. I imagine Percy giving the smart recommendations and oliver being a little crazy, but in certain cases percy would propose something absolutely crazy.

Like, “I was stalking my ex in my new boyfriend’s account and i liked one of their posts” and percy would be like “well, speak with your boyfriend”

But in other cases it would be like “my brother pranks me all the time and i want him to stop, ¿what should i do?” And percy would be like “prank them back, i recommend you to shrink all his clothes” and Oliver being like “well… that’s not a good idea” 😂

Heroes of Olympus except when Leo gets to Calypso’s island he freaks out that this random lady has fallen for him and doesn’t want him to leave.

So Leo just panics and says he’s gay.

And once he starts talking it doesn’t stop. He makes up this very convincing story about his boyfriend that’s waiting for him back home.

“What’s his name?”

“Jason.”

Because yes he based the mystery guy of his dreams that he’s totally in love with on his best friend.

And somewhere along the lines realises oh shit I love Jason for real.

“Oh man I love him…”

“I would hope so?”

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