Rocket: Toss Me My Keys

Accurate

WHY IS IT SO TRUE

You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day, how you spend it is your choice. Today you are given $70,000,000.

Why does Cumberbatch look like Jeffree Star????

Robert Downey Jr, I think it’s time to tell us about your secret tumblr account

Meeee

Soo who’s on summer vacation right now?

RED PANDAS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL. SO CUUUTTTEEEEE

Loki....?

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”

Rowan and Citra: I miss Faraday

BITCH ME TOO

As a Leo I 100% approve

Leo Mermaid

For @victoriahouseandreams !!

HELL YEAAAAAAHHHHH

For lack of better candidates, someone’s parents jokingly named the Norse God Loki as the child’s godfather. He decides to take this seriously.

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.