Ahhhhh Yeeeaahhhhh

I ACTUALLY FOLLOW WRITING PROMPTS SO THAT MAKES THIS TWICE AS FUNNY. BUT THE HOT DOG.... 😭😭😭

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

Denny's wth

He devoted his whole life to the practice of Carrate lest he be chopped up himself… and served on a salad.

I'm in band ahahaha. I hate school

Sheet music is just a sound recipe.

Perfect

which mark hamill are u today

Preach.

Watching a super hero movie directed by a woman is like putting glasses on for the first time.

I didn’t realize how much I had to squint through the “male gaze” till suddenly, miraculously, I didn’t have to.

There were absolutely NO eye candy shots of Diana. There were Amazons with ageing skin and crows feet and not ONE of them wore armor that was a glorified corset. When Diana did the superhero landing, her thigh jiggled onscreen.

Did you hear me? HER FUCKING THIGH JIGGLED. Wonder Woman’s thigh jiggled on a 20-foot tall screen in front of everyone.

Because she wasn’t there to make men drool. She wasn’t there to be sexy and alluring and flirt her way to victory, and that means she has big, muscular thighs, and when they absorb the impact of a superhero landing, they jiggle, and.that’s.WONDERFUL.

Thank you, Patty Jenkins, for giving me a movie about a woman, told by a woman,so I can see it through my eyes, not some dude bro who’s there for boobs and butts.

Yeah...

True

When the signs like someone

Venus and Sun signs

Aries: Pretty much shows off a bit around them and tries to be near them

Taurus: genuinely cares about how their crush feels

Gemini: blushes a lot around them and jokes around with them

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I AM STEVE

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

IM SCREAMING WHAT IS THIS

i love glitches like this

Awwwww

Captain America at Disneyland signing with a deaf guest.

This is so important!