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When the signs like someone

Venus and Sun signs

Aries: Pretty much shows off a bit around them and tries to be near them

Taurus: genuinely cares about how their crush feels

Gemini: blushes a lot around them and jokes around with them

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Ain’t that the truth.

It takes a lot of energy to ignore the deaths of so many fictional characters

Only day to reblog.

On April 1st you trick. Exactly one half year later on October 31st you treat.

Meeee

Soo who’s on summer vacation right now?

Both are true

Fully robotic kitchens may become our chefs.

Sure why not

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I AM STEVE

Peter: big mood

Steve: what does that mean, big mood?

Peter: uh hey mr Rogers Captain sir, uhh well, it kinda means like, me too, I guess

Steve: thanks kid

*1 week later at a team meeting*

Tony: I’m kinda worried about this mission guys

Steve: big mood Tony, big mood

Tony: Parker what did you do

Feed her soul