Me: Here’s my character, they have a fully fleshed out backstory, motivations, personality, everything. There’s nothing I don’t know about them
Someone: Oh cool, what’s their name?
Me:
Me: Listen here you little s-
looks like someone forgot an umbrella
Me: Sees a Dorito
My brain: Don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it, that show ended years ago and the joke isn’t even that funny, don’t say it, don’t say it, don’t say it
Me: Oh hey it’s Bill Cipher
mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance
Why do so many horror characters wear yellow raincoats? (Think of Coraline, It, Little Nightmares, etc.) I’m not scared or anything, just wondering.
Read a cute and funny fanfic about Halloween office party which gave me this idea lol
John didn’t even try, his first idea was to put a sticker “NotJohn” but then figured out it might be in poor taste