OMG YESS HAHAHA

I feel this on weirdly deep levels..

EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT CAN YOU PLEASE NOT-

If anyone else has more of these please feel free to point them my way for a part II. though maybe not bilbo, he’s too pure to be lusted over

cr: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

somebody make me a book where the protagonist is a robot and it embarks on worldly adventures, risks everything, lives the thrill anyone would desire, saves many people, befriends a cute chick/dude and when all is supposed to be a happily ever after- it presses the self destruct button and kills itself and the ones it saved

am i really happy or have i just been conforming?

come listen to me and I'll share my light and scars with you

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today and read you my favorite poetry

what's with the attitude? half of you'll jus end up as bottoms. shut up.

“I want a relationship where people know of us but nothing about us.”

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SHE'S BACK

* 2am terrified screaming *

YOHOO BESTIE IM ONLINE @dmeanie

good morning ✨✨✨💖💖💖💖

maybe i'm into werewolves now😌

'It takes a lifetime to build and, exactly 10secs to break. '

'Huh? Are you talking about trust? '

'Oh no, my dear fellow, I was talking about the building you are in. '

*Hangs up the call before switching on the bomb and later proceeds to laugh maniacally*