Welcome To My Life Except Replace Cafiine With Whatever I Find To Give Me Motivation And Add In Confusion

Or as a punishment

I don’t want to die to the space whale

Me rn if you care

How i look when I see a loud noise

The glory of having a phone number is getting asked by a random person that is calling you Jared if you have any openings when your not old enough to have a job and your name is not Jared

Once again looking through my blog and realizeing I give off the same energy I aim to give off in real life on this platform and that is fuck you toddler energy when in reality I give off as long as you don’t bug me and your nice to me you are friend energy

Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem

MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE

Just caught this dude in sword and shield was running on the minecart rail in the galar mine no 1 and ran headfirst into this dude and yes I named him mine art

The saying “ one day you will have to answer for your actions and god will not be so merciful.” Is far to unthreatening why don’t we use

“ a time will come where you must face your creator and repent for all you have done , but you will find them capable of great mercy despite all your sins .however I am not nearly as merciful as they will be. “

I feel like shit and I got a terrible cough but I really want to break into an rv with my ex cause I’m still friends with my ex and he’s still a major part of my freind group

Always remember to hydrate your gremlin