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Family Portrait, Overexposed [x]

tomarry aus where harry is the mysterious transfer student with great amounts of power are my guilty pleasure.

au where harry evans has a few screws loose in the head and its evident to everyone as soon as he steps foot into the great hall. his eyes look like they are in a permanent state of “glazed over”, his hair a wild mess of black curls (white strands here and there).

au where as soon as he sits down, he is a hat stall. minutes pass by, the hat seeming more agitated by the second. harry does not bat an eye when the sorting hat finally screams out “HUFFLEPUFF” to the great hall.

au where despite being in the “unnoticed” house and being of (presumably) muggleborn descent, harry feels wrong. inhumane. eldritch.

au where everywhere harry goes, whispers follow. a cold settles in every room he enters. shadows curve and bend at his will and harry is often seen muttering to himself in a language that should not be possible for the human tongue. the ghosts avoid him like the plauge.

au where tom riddle, frustrated with not knowing where the chamber of secrets is, storms off into the forbidden forest under the cover of night. using stars to light his way, he hears something in the distance.

au where tom riddle discovers harry evans reanimating the corpse of a unicorn. the rest of the herd had long since fled the moment they felt the magic leaking out of harry.

au where tom watches in horrified fascination as the unicorn’s body begins to rise. its head jerks up before the rest of the body has a chance to keep up. its leg joints crack sickeningly, all in the wrong directions. a dark, wet tongue falls out of its mouth, drooling over the forest floor. its horn is noticeably missing, as are its eyes.

au where harry evans is a necromancer.

au where tom riddle finds a new obsession.

Me @ everyone

I lofve my friends don't tell them that though it is an understood bit that we all hate each other

i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

just remembered the miracle of truly crying for once

Y’all are really out there havin sex? I thought we just blogged about it

Ella Enchanted was ahead of its time while also being perfectly within its time i adore it and im so happy to be rewatching it

tomarrymort dynamics...for ME

(and of course)

learning how to crochet hurts physically like wdym my fingers are cramping and i messed up somewhere and lost track and have to restart everything

arcane makes me want to rip my face off

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

When you start opening up to people

write on the wall

the horrors.

I hope none of you disappear in the coming days. Seriously don't do anything that can't be undone.

Oh hey it happened again

Here ya go, champs

I’ve booped several people! This is something that I will cherish for a long time! I am making this post in case this isn’t something that happens every year!

many such cases

Soldiers after the great boop war (31/10/24 colourised)

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

Desperately need an Omniscient Readers Tattoo but I have no clue what to get that wont take ages, need to commission someone to make one but idek who to commision either 😞

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too

i look down at my phone and suddenly ive become my mother, excited about my high step count