Felix: All Odd Numbers Have At Least An 'e' In Them.

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..

Changbin: It's unavoidable. It just happens.

Chan: What happens?

Changbin: When you grow up, your heart dies.

Chan:

Chan: Well, this calls for drastic measures.

Chan: *strangle Changbin with warm hugs*

Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.

Chan: “If.”

Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

Changbin: Chan has every right to be pissed at me. I didn’t follow his orders and i screwed up the task.

Changbin: The only way to make things right is to do the worst most awful thing imaginable.

Jisung: *nods* Dip your penis in vinegar.

Changbin:

Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.

Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*

Felix: This is the front camera..

Felix:

Jisung:

Felix: OH MY GOD-

Minho: You look good today bro. Pro homo.

Hyunjin: Do you mean, “no homo”?

Minho: It’s almost 2020. We support the gay, Hyunjin. Pro homo.

Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.

Chan: What?

Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Chan:

Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.

Seungmin: You can’t stop me.