Minho: Life Is Pain.

Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.

Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.

Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.

Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Chan: Remember, murder is never the answer.

Minho: Murder is the question.

Seungmin: And the answer is always yes.

Chan: I’m sorry, Jeongin but i’m pretty busy right now.

Chan: Minho, why don’t you show Jeongin what a fax machine is?

Minho: Okay, imagine a letter had an unprotected sex with a phone-

Chan: Cool metaphore, still explicit. You can get out now.

Chan: My name is Chan.

Chan: But you can call me

Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*

Chan: Anytime.

Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.

Changbin:

Minho: I have connected the two dots.

Changbin: You didn't connect shit.

Minho: I have connected them.

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Seungmin: I'm cold.

Minho: Just like my heart.

Seungmin: Now is not the time to debate which one of us is more dead inside.

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin: