Minho: Alright Jeongin, Listen Up.

[probably jisung and felix at one point]

Felix: No offense but my IQ is probably five times more than yours.

Jisung: Five times zero is still zero.

Changbin: What are you? Twelve?

Jisung: Yeah.

Jisung: On a scale from one to ten.

Changbin:

[skz organising birthday party for Minho]

Minho: Pshh, adults don't care about their birthdays.

Changbin: You came to jyp building last year on a horse.

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.

Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.

Felix: Mistlefoe.

Woojin: No.

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?

Seungmin: Pass.

Jisung: I do!

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Jisung: I'm sad.

Chan: I know, Jisung.

Chan: This is extremely dangerous, Felix. I'm not going to let you do this.

Felix: Excuse me sir but danger is my middle name.

Chan: No, you are lying.

Chan: *ruffles Felix's hair* Your middle name is cutie pie.

Chan: Why Changbin is on the counter?

Minho: He wants to be tall.

Hyunjin: *shed tears* He is finally a foot taller than me.

Jeongin: I want to be a caterpillar.

Chan: Care to explain?

Jeongin: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Chan: You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

Jeongin: That’s another highlight.

Chang: Jeongin, nO-