My Doctor Told Me I Have To Do PT This Fucking Sucks

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

i'm so sick and you should totally spend all of your time taking care of me

like a parasite, you're the only warmth that nurtures me

like a parasite, I want to crawl beneath your delicate skin

like a parasite, it physically hurts when I can't be with you

like a parasite, I want to fester and feed from the insides

like a parasite, I will leech on your vitality and craves more

like a parasite, your existence is my needed sustenance

like a parasite, my hunger for you is eternally insatiable

like a parasite, I'll cling on and consume your everything

like a parasite, I cannot survive on my own without you

like a parasite, I will follow you to the grave, my dear host

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

Bunny subs who feel under-appreciated.. I feel youuu ❤️ if you’re on here being your dumb, silly, ditzy, h0rny little self on your own, without a dom in your life, I support you

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

it’s fucking crazy that Harris’ stance on trans rights is “we should follow the law”. like aren’t you running for office girl? isn’t the whole idea that you will Make Changes to the pre-existing laws? truly continuing Biden’s legacy as the “why won’t anybody do anything to stop this?!” president before she even gets into office.

i love being a girl