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transfem who gets bottom surgery to replace her penis with an ovipositor.

i am NOT a bite risk. do not listen to them

Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

*slaps roof of tgirl* this baby can- oh… this baby can unexpectedly moan i guess

Listen to me. Hairy dykes are vital to the community. Essential. And I mean hairy dykes. Happy trails, fuzzy stomachs, chest hair on breasts or flat chests or otherwise, hairy pits, full bushes, hairy arms and legs. Hairy asses. Facial hair. I’m talking all of it. If you’re a hairy dyke you’re a cornerstone of this community I love you you’re so sexy

im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

A gift for me? Oh darling, don't you know? I already have the perfect gift! It's you!

i'm so sick and you should totally spend all of your time taking care of me

i'm like..the most submissive yandere ever. i don't even mean this in a nsfw way, i mean it in general.

i want to be somebodys, i want them to own me, i want them to treat me however they please, give me rules, tell me what i can and cant do..

just.. purely love me. purely let me be yours and only yours. i VOW to be yours, and only yours.

How did my mutuals randomly stumble into finding out I have a thing for audios?? It’s kind of impressive