Tony: *stares In Concern*

At this point Wymack needs to start adding " are you currently, or were you ever apart of organized crime?" On his teams application form. If nothing else just for so he knows what he's getting into

I wish we got a better reaction out of Wymack and the Foxes when Neil get back from Christmas break, like my guy provided no context to why riko changed his like entire look....like the dont even really get that thats his natural look untill the birthday blood shit.....like neil gives them nothing but a lame 'he threatened you if i change it back' like the team must be so confused, like WHY DOES RIKO WANT HIM GINGER, it not even raven aethestic....? Not to mention Andrew coming back from easthaven and like, he knew about his eye, but the man pulls up looking like he lost a fight with a train and is just... Not hiding them anymore? And is a ginger.....AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT?!

New York Shadowhunters playing Truth or dare

Izzy: I dare you to kiss the next person to walk in the room.

Jace: Not a chance, that's childish and immature.

Simon: *walks in* hey do any of you want .....

Jace:*standing up* well a dares a dare, I've got no choice.

Yk those fics where neil is less than discrete in Milport and pretty much gives up Nathaniel day 1? I want one of those, but Kevins facial recognition skills and trauma repression means he just doesn't clue in? Like at one point the whole team knows who he is except for Kev and hes not even hiding it anymore, snd everyone just plays on it waiting for Kev to clue in....then when Rikos little banquet reveil happens....he has a little reboot moment, slams his head on the table and just goes" ya that checks out"..... should I write it? Im more of a reader but i need to see this in written yk?

Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??

My Shadowhunter Chronicles LGBTQ Head-Cannons

Simon - is 100% Pansexual, like he literally dosent care at all, he just thinks people are pretty, definitely experimented with He/They pronouns at some point. Not for me personally but I LOVE the thought of him being Trans...it would just add a whole new level to the books, plus him and Diana?? They would have the most chotic friendship and just vibe. Alec won't let them be alone together after they almost killed a bunch of homophobic/transphobic clave members, cause neither if them take any shit.

Isabelle - Have to do her next cause cause Sizzy = life. She's definitely Demi something, Demi Romantic or Demi sexual. Was most likely very confused an frustrated with herself( that why she dated around but nothing stuck.) She didn't know it existed until Clary explained it l, when she was confused about what she felt for Simon after Edom.

Alec - I read a fic where he was a hermaphrodite (intersex) and it was so good! And you know Magnus our 'Free Wheeling Bisexual' would be nothing but supportive. He didn't know pride was a think and was very confused when Simon asked if he was going. He got scared by all the people flirting with him and basically hid behind Magnus the whole time. It was adorable.

Clary - Clary is the type of bisexual who doesn't tell any one she's bi, not because she embarrassed, but she just kinda assumes everyone knows( they don't, she comes off as straight.) Gets offended when people assume she's straight. Is very confused about They/Them, She/They, He/ They pronouns, she trys but just can't understand them, very supportive non the less!

Jace - He was bicourus for a little while, experimented a bit ( with Clary knowledge of course,) but ultimately decided he's heterosexual. One day he realized that hes the only straight in the TMI gang and just being completely done, accepted his role as the token straight of the group.

Maia - honestly does not care what she is, doesn't use and sorta of labels out side of not straight. Uses She/They pronouns, the type to get into a conversation with a homophobe and drop the ' you know I'm not straight right?' Half way through.

Rafael Lightwood-Bane - started questioning around 14-15. Relised he was somewhere along the ace spectrum and went to talk to his aunt Izzy cause she's also on it, and wanted to ask about it. He walked in on her and Simon were in the middle of some not so vanilla things and now jokes that they scared him ace, Alec agrees, walking in in them is scary, he's done it too.

Peter: *on the phone* Mr. Stark! I need your help! I-

Tony: nuh-uh petey is the House on fire?

Peter: .....No?

Tony: then it’s not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Shuri: what did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Peter: apparently it’s not an emergency.

Harley: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE F*CK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?!?

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

Rainbow crates march theme beong Be Gay, Do Crime is just so perfect for the AFTG covers coming out, like idk what I was expecting but damn it not even in the subscription box but it fits so wellll

Isabelle Lightwood is the only TMI character that hasn't had a last name identity crisis