Kit Herondale Is The Definition Of Bi Panic. No I Don't Take Criticism.

So...we all just collectively forgot about Jess right???

I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.

Who do we think is the bigger mom friends, Alec or Jem??? Cause there both pretty up there.

At this point Wymack needs to start adding " are you currently, or were you ever apart of organized crime?" On his teams application form. If nothing else just for so he knows what he's getting into

okay hear me out here

Will and Gabriel and Gideon and Sophie and Cecily and Charlotte and Henry and Cordelia and Lucie and Anna and The Merry Thieves just forming a fandom for the TMI and TDA characters.

And they tune in through seraph blades. Like every time someone names a blade, they hear static and get audio till the person's done using the blade.

Otherwise it's just like a silent cartoon

All of them desperately trying to figure out wth Magnus and Tessa and Jem are doing.

Mathew becoming a bookie and taking bets.

Watching clace like a soap opera.

All of them simping for Malec and Will being like OH SO HE DID KISS ME.

Cordelia admiring Emma when she uses Cortana.

All of them wondering how Tatiana Blackthorn, of all people, produced a descendant as awesome as Jules.

Charlotte sighing in exasperation every time Clary calls herself Fray but also fondly remembering the warlock girl with no mark that came to live with them in the London Institute.

Will going absolutely ballistic when Jem and Tessa finally get together going THATS MY PARABATAIII.

Christopher being so proud of Clary and Anna being so proud of Alec and also Izzy.

Okay who's writing this fanfic?

Neil being regarded for the moment....were sll in agreement the Nathaniels bestie would be Allison yes?

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy

Dark Percy is basically Julian Blackthorn and Dark Julian is basically Kaz Brekker

I said what I said

For my event planning class I have to plan a wedding....my teammates will never know. This is an actual report I am submitting for a grade.....sometimes I like life.

I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC