I Want A Sizzy Serial Killer AU Fic. I Can't Write Fics, Someone Write One And Tag Me Pls!

Just like to say the Simon Lewis is and always will be one of my favorite characters of all time

AJDJSHFSH SIMON IS REALLY OUT HERE THREATENING AN ANGEL WITH PERMANENT ANNOYANCE

Could not be more accurate.

“I’d kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.” “No.” Is a top tier ship dynamic no I do not take criticism

I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.

Here are my Headcannon hogwarts houses for the TSC Characters... no I won’t take criticism.

TMI

Clary- Gryffindor

Jace- Gryffindor

Alec - Hufflepuff ( fight me)

Isabelle- Ravenclaw

Simon - Slytherin

Magnus - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Maia - Gryffindor

Luke - Gryffindor

Jocelyn - Gryffindor

Raphael - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jonathan/ Sebastian- Slytherin

Valentine - Gryffindor

Jordan - Gryffindor

Eric, Kurt and Matt - Hufflepuffs

Mayrse - Ravenclaw

Robert - Hufflepuff

Hodge - Ravenclaw

Max - Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Jia - Ravenclaw

Camille - Slytherin

Rebecca - Hufflepuff

Amatis - Slytherin

TDI

Tessa- Ravenclaw

Jem- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Will- Hufflepuff / Gryffindor

Charlotte- Gryffindor

Henry - Ravenclaw

Sophie - Gryffindor

Brigit - Gryffindor

Thomas - Hufflepuff

Jessimine - Slytherin/ Gryffindor

Nate - Slytherin

Gabriel- Gryffindor

Gideon- Gryffindor/ Ravenclaw

Benedict - Squip ( no respect for the light worm)

Axel - Ravenclaw

Alexis de Quincey - Slytherin

TFTSA

George - Hufflepuff

Beatriz- Gryffindor

Julie - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

Jon - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Marisol - Gryffindor

Catrina - Ravenclaw

Ragnor ( not technically a tftsa character but I don’t know where to put him) - Ravenclaw

Viviane - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Larkspear- Gryffindor

Micheal Wayland - Hufflepuff

TDA

Emma - Gryffindor

Julian - Slytherin

Livvy- Gryffindor

Ty - Ravenclaw

Kit - Hufflepuff/ Slytherin

Tavvy- Ravenclaw/ Gryffindor

Helen - Gryffindor

Alaine- Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Mark - Hufflepuff

Kierian - Slytherin

Cristina - Gryffindor

Jamie - Gryffindor

Diego- Ravenclaw

Divya- Slytherin

Max - lightwood bane - Gryffindor

Rafael lightwood bane - Ravenclaw

Cameron- Ravenclaw/ Hufflepuff

Thule! Livvy - Slytherin

Thule! Cameron - Gryffindor

Thule! Jace / Janus - Slytherin

Zara - Gryffindor

Manuel - Slytherin/ Ravenclaw

Lily- Gryffindor

Annabel - Slytherin

Arthur - Hufflepuff

Malcom - Ravenclaw

Jonny - Slytherin

Diana - Gryffindor

Dru - Slytherin

Adaon - Ravenclaw

Ash - Slytherin

Rayan - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Anush - Gryffindor/ Slytherin

Nene - Ravenclaw/ Slytherin/ Hufflepuff

Samantha - Gryffindor

Gwyn - Gryffindor

Bat - Gryffindor/ Hufflepuff

Venessa - Gryffindor

Paige - Slytherin

TLH ( I haven’t read this series yet, so just what I get from the shorts)

James - Ravenclaw

Matthew-

Thomas - Slytherin / Hufflepuff

Alastair- Ravenclaw

Christopher- Ravenclaw

Charles - Gryffindor

Grace - Slytherin

Tatiana- Ravenclaw/ Slytherin

Ok so all Nora has givin us is 🌞

And we all just assumed and jumped on the jerjean train, but imagin TSC is actually NOTHING to do with the Trojans, and is just like andrews experience in cali, or Nicky and erik, cause erik is a cannon outdoors person, like i would love a jerjean book, and for them to be canon, but realistically it probs just hoing to be a 'how ravens adjust to being outside after 5 years' thing, like yall have to much faithhh

Since when do authors give us what we want

I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC

This Ain't the year to risk this

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.

At this point Wymack needs to start adding " are you currently, or were you ever apart of organized crime?" On his teams application form. If nothing else just for so he knows what he's getting into

The TMI Gang are millennials...Let that soak in