YESSS I Want More Content Of Them Just Chilling Out Being Kids And Stuff! Julie And Beatriz Being Parabati,

Peter Parker + Percy Jackson + Simon Lewis, all cannon dorks, who live in New York. Someone write a fanfiction please.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

My favorite LGBTQ+ Characters!!

Alexander Lightwood - Gay - The Shadowhunter Chronicals

Magnus Bane- Bisexual - The Shadowhubter Chronicles

Raphael Santiago-Aromantic/Asexual (same as me) - The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Aline Penhallow - Lesbian - The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Kieran Kingson - Pansexual/Polyamorus- The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Christina Mendoza Rosales - Polyamorus - The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Diana Wayburn - Transgender - The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Christopher Herondale - Bisexual - The Shadowhunter Chronicles

Nico Di Angelo - Gay - The Percy Jackson Verse

Charlie Bradbury - Lesbian - Supernatural

Apparently there a limit of how may photos each post can have so I'm making a Part 2 cause I love them so much

okay hear me out here

Will and Gabriel and Gideon and Sophie and Cecily and Charlotte and Henry and Cordelia and Lucie and Anna and The Merry Thieves just forming a fandom for the TMI and TDA characters.

And they tune in through seraph blades. Like every time someone names a blade, they hear static and get audio till the person's done using the blade.

Otherwise it's just like a silent cartoon

All of them desperately trying to figure out wth Magnus and Tessa and Jem are doing.

Mathew becoming a bookie and taking bets.

Watching clace like a soap opera.

All of them simping for Malec and Will being like OH SO HE DID KISS ME.

Cordelia admiring Emma when she uses Cortana.

All of them wondering how Tatiana Blackthorn, of all people, produced a descendant as awesome as Jules.

Charlotte sighing in exasperation every time Clary calls herself Fray but also fondly remembering the warlock girl with no mark that came to live with them in the London Institute.

Will going absolutely ballistic when Jem and Tessa finally get together going THATS MY PARABATAIII.

Christopher being so proud of Clary and Anna being so proud of Alec and also Izzy.

Okay who's writing this fanfic?

They have a point.....

dark percy headcanons need to include clarisse la rue, because she's either the ultimate ride or die friend or she's the only fucker crazy enough to take him on, and that's facts.

How have y'all gotten ur crate boxes yet😭

Y'all are talking spoilers for the extra chapters and like mines not here yettttt, can y'all like wait and chill for like 10 min until mine even gets here before y'all spoil all this twinyard stuff??????

So Magnus.....Memory spells...just run in the family?

Peter: I-I don’t understand Mr stark. Why do I have to know how to kill you?

Tony: Because Roger’s sent me a freaking flip phone and if I turn evil someone has to know how to defeat me.

Peter: What about-

Tony: Trust me kid. I went to Harley first, he pledged his minionship before I even finished.

Sizzy is some of the kinkiest mother fuckers to ever exist...change my mind