If I Fell For It,you Will Too Have To

Apology to women

many beautiful women on the globe have wanted me to make love to them, but ive been too depressed, stressed, and alone in my room to get to my important duties that i know are out there. Im sorry, women, for letting you down...

HELLO!!!

in a few days I'll probably forget this blog or drop it because I have no time but till then here I am! call me whatever you like(preferably not slurs)

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

give a girl 48 hours without her shitty music and she'll fix her headphones herself

i just know erwin is the biggest gossiper

just imagine, him telling miche, hange, and levi to meet up at his office, and they all go, thinking it’s something important about work, but its just erwin catching them up on random things he found out about anybody.

miche, hange, and levi coming into the office:

miche: so what’s the important thing you needed to talk about?

erwin: guess who just got kicked out of his house for cheating on his wife

….

levi: erwin, what the fuck-

hange: who?!

youve been reassigned, soldier. turn in your penis

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

I have this saved as you KNOW he would.png