Omw To Watch Yet Another Person Excel In A Hobby I've Been Pursuing For Years In A Much Shorter Time

Oitermelon

Im actually starting to stress about what my first ides of March post should be

guys this is gonna be my first ides of march on tumblr I'm weirdly excited

the concept of balatro porn mods seems like a step towards an accidental reconvergence on the early pc casino-themed eroge wave

[VISIBLY ABOUT TO START GNAWING MY OWN LEG OFF] no yeah haha i love change :)

i made a project on how cockroaches respire once and yeah i think i would have done this if i wasn't still studying how cockroaches respire to this day

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

mp3 to powder converter im gonna need to snort the song

gee well glad that I'm safe #emo #hate my life #ugh ofc I'd miss the one good thing

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

the red button might be the most convincing point, what point is a pope without a backup plan

reasons why I should be the next pope:

I have an awesome taste in music

Im American but Canadian at heart

Sorry

i have a really cool dog thst can jump super high

if all goes wrong I have a big red button that will end it all

thank you for the consideration

sincerely,

paper eater

Pope John XII was elected at 18 and had orgies in the Vatican and allegedly died while doing another man's wife

So I don't see why you, paper eater, wouldn't be a better choice by a mile

.... The red button tho?