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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE
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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend
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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.
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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment
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thanks I'll hit up Jesus to verify first next time
i got this ad just now, is this a sign i should apply for candidacy?
Looks like a GenAI photo. Unreliable. I would only trust real photos of biblical times
They don't want you to know this Simple Trick to learn how to Cry on Command!
Simply Always! Be on the verge of tears!!! And they'll never fail you when you need them!!!
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Baba IS you yes cuz baba a black sheep and that is NOT a black sheep
i bet that thing doesn't even have 3 bags of wool
take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce
jd was the first thing I thought of when I saw jinx's finger getting shot this is awesome dhwnf
can't stop thinking about somewhat similarity of their stories
do you have any preferences on gear shapes? i've been finding they're more complex than i'd initially thought
ive always been partial to worm gears
go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*
ur right that shit is no where near 236 mL