Changed My Name Again. It's Been A Week Already

Why am I like this. Great. Now I'm obsessed

Have you ever just had that realization that you have a crush?  Like, you’re standing there in the middle of the kitchen, thinking about those smiles you exchanged the other day, and then it hits you.  You’re fucked.  

I'm gonna call him Dorito

So, Dorito asked to follow me on Instagram. I didn't even see it until yesterday. Now he's taking his time too to accept my invitation.

Coucou! Je besoin de trainer mon français mais je connais personne. Si tu aprends, a déjà apris et veux aussi pratiquer, je sais pas, parle avec moi s’il tE PLAIT 

Thank all the gods out there no one I know knows my Twitter

I had the weirdest dream yesterday. Like, you know the Ancient from doctor strange? I dreamed I was in a room with her and all of sudden she puts her hand in my shoulder and was like "dear,you're not gay", "but you're not straight neither" and then I woke up and what the fuck

No, seriously, did I just have an epiphany because of a goddamn dream? When I woke up it was like all the crushes I didn't know I had were passing through my mind???

Also

I'm finally able to talk in french,which is awesome,but I still have no one besides me to talk to so not awesome at all

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Sounds like I'm gonna kick ass Monday. It's a calculus exam and I'm counting on it to feel better about the last (disastrous) exam.

I was literally on my grandma's funeral and this guy asked me two times if I was okay (the first one I ignored) . This is ridiculous

Already cried my eyes out. I'm so disappointed