Fyodor: Well Since It’s Just The Four Of Us Right Now, Why Don’t You All Be Honest About How You

Fyodor: *watching Nikolai torment Sigma for the 4783 rd time* I’m surrounded by idiots.

Will this get flagged?

Noctis: I killed someone!

Prompto: What?! Noct that's illegal! We have to run away!

Gladio: if anyone asks we just tell them the empire made a clone of Noct and framed him.

Ignis: *pulls out a map with a bunch of red circles* We can dump the body here. No one will know. Leave the evidence to me I've done this before.

Noctis: .....

Prompto: *whispers to Noctis* I think Iggy has killed other people....

He is the view

Ardyn: *wants to enjoy the view*

Gladio: *PHOTOBOMB*

Ardyn: ………

I'm glad you liked the idea

Here is a trap idea for Gladio. Lock him in a room filled with his worst fears then have a video feed of a room full of cup noodles. Tell him if he wants out he will have to burn all of the noodles.

Noctis: Oooooh, good stuff minion. I’m gonna do that. *looks at Ignis* Start buying the noodles!

Ignis: *sighs* Very well.

*After setting everything up and shoving Gladio in the room*

Prompto: *walks in to find Noctis eating cup noodles while watching a computer screen* Hey buddy, what’s up?

Noctis: *slurps noodle* Not much, torturing Gladdy.

Prompto: I think Iris mentioned you doing that. How’s it going for you?

Noctis: Pretty good I wager, he’s been there for about two hours now.

Prompto: *looks at screen and notices Gladio looking directly at the camera* I can’t hear him, what’s he saying?

Noctis: Different variations of the same thing. *unmutes the sound*

Gladiolus: FUCK YOU NOCTIS!! FUCK YOU TO THE LOWEST PITS OF WHATEVER HELL YOU RULE!!! WHEN I GET OUT, I’M GOING TO FIND A RUSTED SWORD AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR-

Noctis: *mutes the sound again and huffs* How many times do I have to tell him, I’m not a demon.

Prompto: Not the maddest I’ve heard him but it’s up there.

Noctis: Yeah, It got pretty boring hearing him say that stuff after the first 30 minutes so now I’m just watching on mute as he freaks out.

Prompto: Clever idea though.

Noctis: I know. I wonder how Clarry would react to something like this?

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*with Clarus*

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Clarus: Death is looming over me.

Regis: So long as it’s not me.

I was informed of something. I am ashamed of it and took the right actions. I apologize and will not do it again. I am still new to this fandom I was sent the link to that site by someone. I am looking up rules about the touchstarved fandom still. Please if anyone can help me understand it more I would love to learn the ins and outs about it. Please do not ban or shun me from it.

I am hoping to donate to the game if possible.

Sigma: Nikolai you are a very talented individual. You seem to bring laughter to others that are not your victims. So if you ever plan on finding a new job that isn’t for killing, I would gladly hire you.

Nikolai: So are we fucking or not?

Sigma: What?

Nikolai: ARE WE DOING THE SEX OR NOT!?

Sigma: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Nikolai: I’m not horny.

*Sees Fyodor and Sigma*

Nikolai: Most of the time….

We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?

Leander and Kira stuck on a tomb

Leander: this is really romantic actually. You and me alone.

Kira: Okay. I am going to sacrifice you.

Mhin: *on the other side* Not until he pays me first!