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Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?

Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?

Ravus: a better person

I'm not being helpful by suggesting cannibalization

This is just the soul that haunts me saying this but... wanna make the bodies into food and serve it to random people?

Noctis: Make the dead bodies into food? I am rather interested in this.

Prompto: I know where you left the more recent ones.

Noctis: Grab em, also grab Baby Flower, I know she’ll be mad if we leave her out of something like this.

Prompto: I’m starting to get excited! What should we make?

Noctis, hums: Meat pies, some shredded meat, curry with meat chunks, tacos, sausages, we have a lot to do and bodies to gather, chop chop!

Prompto: Roger, I wonder how people taste like…

Noctis: We’ll get the temptation to find out when we make the stuff.

-(with Regis)-

Regis, begins to shudder: Ifrit is laughing at me, I can feel it.

Clarus, begins to scowl: That son of yours is up to something isn’t he?

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Fandom issues.

I love fandoms. I will fall into them. I won't abandon them unless they do something horrible. I'm on twitter and people have begun blocking and abandoning me because I changed to the final fantasy XV fandom. None of my followers barely talk to me. One followers even told me not to talk to them because I wasn't in their fandom anymore. I'm about ready to just give up on social media. Everyone hates me now because I changed my fandom.

Fyodor: This interview is over.

Nikolai: Great! See you tonight!

Fyodor: *interviewing Nikolai* Where do you see yourself in five years?

Nikolai: At your funeral.

How people react to Dia's anxiety and depression

Noctis would pick her up and carry her off to a safer location for her to calm down. He would then try to talk to her, bring up topics such as plants or animals. Then it's snack and nap time for them both.

Gladio wouldn't let anyone but Noct, Prompto and Ignis near her. He will even try to fight Nyx and Cor but it usually ends with Cor threatening to tell his father.

Prompto would sit next to Dia and just start chatting with her about anything. They can go from one topic that is small to a three hour discussion on why chocobos are the best thing.

Ignis would lead Dia to a more comfortable place and talk to her. Listening to her issue then think of a solution to help her. She feels safer around him and would usually grasp his sleeve when she feels depressed.

Cor would stand by her and wait until her attack was done. The last time he left her alone during an episode she ended up in the hospital trying to kill herself. He's known about her problems since Nyx brought her in and he doesn't want her to suffer fully. When she's done he will talk to her and tell her that the future holds a better life if she stays by his side. He is a father figure to her anyway.

When their human fell, Headcanon

Hi Sarah! I am better than before. Not perfectly good, but good enough to go back to write. Here are your hdcs. This was a lot of fun! Hope you have a nice day/night dear!

- All of them will scatter the second there’s a loud sound - Gentiana might accidentally jump against Nyx - The first seconds are chaos - They are tripping over themselves - And each other - There are cats meowing - Iris ran against a chair - Nyx got pushed into a cabinet by Gentiana - Ravus jumped over Luna and kicked Noctis in the head - That last part was intentional - Probably - Giant Gladio couldn’t act fast enough so he slid over the wooden floor like a black mop of fur - Ignis fell off the counter he tried to steal food from - Ardyn had no idea what was going on until Clarus crashed into him, sending him flying off the bed - Now he’s pissed - Meanwhile, Cor just stood still with eyes the size of plates and his heart running a thousand miles per hour - Prompto got scared so much he almost cried - Regis… just raised his head to see where the sound came from - Drautos went nuts jumping over the human to hide in the bathtub - Cindy was outside and came in to see what was going on - Aranea just stares at the others - She looks like she’s questioning how they’re even able to breathe - Poor Regis still has no idea why everyone is running while the human was on the ground, not moving

- It takes them some time to calm down - Ardyn fought Clarus in the meantime - Regis, Cindy, and Aranea come to see how their human is - They headbutt human to calm them down - Everyone else has to come out of their hiding spot first - After that, the human is allowed to get up and put a plaster over their scraped knee

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.

May I interest you all in my two angels? Gaia and Dinah.