Sigma: Nikolai. Where Are You Going?

Nikolai: I’m a lovable person. I’m great to be around. People say I light up their life.

Sigma: *in the other room* WHY IS THE KITCHEN ON FIRE?!

Today's Sigma: does NOT like magicians

Sigma: What are you thinking about?

Nikolai: How good you would look, tied up, gagged, and in the trunk of a car~!

Sigma:

Nikolai: You asked~!

Aranea: want to borrow some of my heels so you can be taller?

Loqi, looking around in his closet: what should I change into?

Ravus: a better person

Chuuya: *talking to Dazai on the phone* Stop fucking with Fyodor, he may end up catching you.

Dazai: It’s fine. Besides it’s fun fucking with the rat.

Mori: *walks up to Chuuya* Chuuya there you are. You said you had something to tell me?

Chuuya: I hope you like anal asshole because that’s what’s about to happen to you!

Mori: *panicked* Chuuya!?

(If you want to know this was a story from an old friend. Makes me laugh to this day)

~Kira~

Sigma: Fyodor what are you and Nikolai doing when I’m working?!

Fyodor: What is it now Sigma?

Sigma: Nikolai just jumped me and I tried to get him off.

Fyodor: Nikolai was happy to see you. Why is it my fault?

Sigma: I pulled his braid on accident and he moaned… your name.

Fyodor: Have you gotten the talk yet?

Cor: Prompto, I need you to sign this. It's very important for the Lucis.

Prompto: *starts to sign it* so what is it? A treaty? A petition for something?

Cor: *takes the paper* adoption papers. You're now my son. *walks away*

Dazai: Sit on his lap and feel him get hard.

Atsushi: You leave those mall Santa’s alone!

Ignis: Prompto please promise me you and Noct will not do anything illegal while I'm gone.

Prompto: don't worry Iggy. I promise we will be on our best behavior.

*five minutes later*

Prompto: Wanna go trash Ardyn's car?

Noctis: hell yeah

Vere: Now remember who saved you from that soulless

Mhin: let’s also remember who threw you at it in the first place too.