I Want To Disembowel Jimmy But This Is So Funny God DAMN

YIPPEE SO SILLY!!!

as my mother always told me, its morally correct to punch a nazi!

shout out to this...thing on my bedroom door

HELLOOOO SAILOR 😍

Victim 5 Missing Person “John Doe”

Astar Magdalene

Would you guys be mad at me if I posted a TMC OC instead of other content? 😔 (does it anyways)

So uuuhhh hiii I decided to make an OC…because I’m just so cool and based like that. This is Astar (like, Astaroth, hehe). For anyone who cares enough to read this, this guy tried to cancel his life subscription one too many times, saw a vision of Gabriel telling him life is worthless, and was brought back and kinda cracked. Decides "well...if life doesn't mean anything, I'll do what I want. And I want to study alternates." So, mf actively hunts them and tries to catalogue their behavior and biology. Like...paranormal biology. Parabiology.

He's weird, but he's a chill guy. Yaps people's ears off about biblical theology and the paranormal. Makes good soup. He lets ghost hunters, like BPS, stay in his house (which he paid dirt cheap for) in Mandela in exchange for their juicy camera footage of ghosts...or alternates.

no, cesar salad. hes DEAD in half of them.

“Do you think we’re friends in every universe?”

"Mark Heathcliff fucked your mom." is far more funny to me than it has any right to be

I love this

I'LL REBLOG WITH THE REST

oh yeah, yesterday was my birthday. forgot to tell the void of tumblr since i was busy birthdaying

GIGGLING AT THIS

cleaned up an old doodle

check out the rest of my art

“May I please draw your OC?”

Reblog this message if you encourage anyone that wants to draw your OC to do so.  No need to ask for permission in advance.

Go for it.  Draw my OC.  If you want, I’ll even give you reference posts.  Go to town on it.

You are welcome to draw my OC and surprise me with the result.  Seriously.  In fact, I encourage it.  I will proudly display whatever it is you submit to me regarding my OC.  There is a chance that I will squeal about it for several days.

Even if you feel you aren’t good at whatever artistic adventure it is you do, please feel free to submit it to me.  I want to see what you have done.

oh god i feel this in my soul. i cant drive yet and im scared to

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this