Jasplush - Jammy

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Bodyguard Dialogue

"I will keep you safe. If you like it or not."

"Yes, I need to be in the room with you at all times." "At all times?"

"Wow, you really made a lot of people angry."

"I was hired by your father to keep you safe, so I will only listen to him as my employer."

"Can you please stop antagonizing more people?"

"You're not paid enough to die." "Sometimes it's not about the money."

"I'm here to protect you, not aid you in petty crimes."

"No one has died under my watch so far and I'm eager to keep it that way."

"If I have to save you from yourself, I'll do that too."

"Why do I feel like you enjoy getting yourself in danger?"

"I'm your bodyguard, not your personal shopping assistant."

"You don't need to always buy food for me." "But you need to be strong to protect me."

"In order to keep you safe, you need to follow my orders."

"If I have to handcuff us together to keep you from getting in danger, I'm more than willing to do that."

"My mission is to keep you safe and I've never felt a mission before."

"It's sweet that you want to protect me, but it's my job to protect you."

"Listen to me and everything will be just fine."

"Why did you walk right into that bullet like an idiot!?" "Not an idiot, your bodyguard. And you're welcome." (x)

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hello 2024 first post !!

I’m spreading my Arlecchino x Nightmare propaganda 👍👍

Also I might just rant about my bad sans poly ship kids soon… because once I’ve done that I might just post more :3

(Don’t use my kinsona Arle and Mare art unless I’ve given you permisson!)

'okokok x lalala' love prompts:

(req by @fordo-wifey | usually I'd be like 'me when' or 'god, when is it my turn' but nowadays.. > < feel free to usee n yall better be tagging ME!!! i love LOVE love reading yalls stuff :) )

adoring whenever the other person snuggles closer and talks about their day

the talkative person lighting up an entire room with their personality and their silent partner proudly watching them <3

"do you want to just rant, or do you want me to give you a solution?"

the lalala person defending their okokok partner when they don't defend themselves.

"oh.. this is.. the wrong order.. it's fine-" "excuse me, yeah, you got my partner the wrong order, could you please get the right one? thank you :)"

"you've been too quiet today, what's on your mind, sweetheart?"

"i feel like i talk too much sometimes..." "love, my dear, it is when you remain silent, the world becomes deafening to me. so please, don't ever think that."

"i see you. i see you, always have, always will." "oh." (my bff said this to me. i cRIED)

the quiet person looking a bit too down and their loud partner doing everything in their ability to cheer them up

orr the loud person losing their shine and the quiet person's world is crumbling down

picking up on each other's mannerisms and when the loud person sees their introverted partner do something out of character, they smilee endeared <333

when the quiet person opens up to their partner, they are ready to embrace them and be all ears for their love ::))

Mini comic time babyyy

This has been on my mind ever since I found out PJ just reverts to ink puddle form when extremely tired

Transcript;

Palette: Hey, Gradient?

Gradient: Yeah?

Palette: Why is there a giant black puddle in my kitchen?

Gradient: First of all, I’m offended that you assume I know what it is.

Palette: Okay?

Gradient: Second, that’s just PJ. Leave her alone if you value your life.

Palette: (I liked this mat…)

~ Long Silence ~

Palette: I’m sorry, WHAT?!

Gradient: (It’s your funeral!)

I would’ve drawn PuddleJam but I’ve got a plane ride in a few hours and I haven’t slept lol

Palette by angeutblogo

Gradient by ask-combo-club

offscreen PaperJam by 7goodangel

Preview of a comic in progress

erm um drawpile dood it’s fem kmare <3

You know I just had to give octo mc pj a zipcaster weapon, literally the spiderman special

(I also hc that og pj would use the new squiffer bcuz ik he’s a charger main and that one also has zipcaster)

Mc pj and design by mee, og pjam by 7goodangel✌️

aHOY! a trio of gorgeous sirens has been spotted on the beach!! the Star Sanses found treasure!

Ink is loosely inspired by a Picasso Triggerfish. Dream is also loosely inspired by an Angel Fish. (from whom I took his colors) Swap is a Yellowfin Tuna! Underswap Sans @.p0pcornpr1nce Ink Sans @.Comyet Dream Sans @.Joku