Soryr I Haven’t Posted Lately I’m Really Tired And Haven’t Had Motivation

Happy (belated) birthday, Rody!!

I know this is late hushhhh

Also these are car doodles so they’re not that good I’m SORRYYYY!!

These are bad quality I’m sorry I don’t have the best motivation right now 💔💔

Me wearing my binder for a bajillion hours

My tits hurt

Sorry I haven’t posted a lot I’m eating a pop tart anyways have these losers (I hate them so much)

Also I’m on TikTok I’ll drop it if I get to FIVE LIKESSSS!!! [insert gasping crowd sound effect]

Guys ask me to draw stuff PLEASE I NEED TO GET OUT OF ART BLOCK I NEED SILLY THINGS TO DRAW

NO PLEASE THE PIGEON JUST WANTED A HOME I SWEAR!!!

…

If I can’t have the pigeon can I at least have this?

Hey daaaaadddd…

>[Jazper has their hands behind their back, trying to walk past Bryce.]

Nothing to see here, no animals I’m sneaking into the house or anything like tha-

>[A passenger pigeon (that is SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT) flies out of their hands]

CRAP-!

<[as soon as the bird flies away, Bryce opens the door for it and watches it leave]

Go to your room

(VINCENT is red RODY is orange)

No I didn’t cook the rat…!?

What kind of psycho do you take me for…

Then WHAT did you give me for leftovers last night!? WHERE IS THE RAT, VINCENT!?

??

It was fondant. Obviously. -???

It was a joke, I thought you of all people would find it funny. Hey! What’s that supposed to-

And besides, I can’t have a rat in my establishment, it’s incredibly unsanitary! So naturally I made him an enclosure up in my apartment upstairs.

His name is Mouse.

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Silly AU where Vincent doesn’t actually kill anyone, he just doesn’t pick up on social cues and is silly (wdym this isn’t how the game happened?)

My take on Vincent from Dead Plate

TW BLOOD AND DISTURBING DESCRIPTIONS

I feel like Vincent would have that moment of utter shock when he realized he still couldn’t taste and then completely break down realizing that he just killed and ate two people (kinda)

I feel like he wouldn’t even wait to cook Rody either, he’d be too impatient and just eat what he butchered. And after the first bite, when it tastes like nothing, he would start to get nauseous but keeps trying to eat, hoping for even the slightest taste.

Then he’d just be hunched over Rody, unsatisfied and not knowing what to do

But that’s just a theory!!!!! ;D

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

Oooo!! YOUR DRAWINGS ARE SO GOOD!! ❤️❤️

HEHEHE THANK YOU!! <33 HAVE SOME MORE DOODLES!!

PLEASEEE JUST ONE MORE ANIMAL!! BUTTON IS EVIL AND SHE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING BESIDES LOAF AROUND AND EAT!!

>[You can hear Button growling from the other room.]

She only cares about food and catnip

…and she’s getting fat, it’s not just fluff anymore…

>[Growling intensifies.]

Hey daaaaadddd…

>[Jazper has their hands behind their back, trying to walk past Bryce.]

Nothing to see here, no animals I’m sneaking into the house or anything like tha-

>[A passenger pigeon (that is SUPPOSED TO BE EXTINCT) flies out of their hands]

CRAP-!

<[as soon as the bird flies away, Bryce opens the door for it and watches it leave]

Go to your room