I Do, In Fact, Have Not ONE But TWO Polaroids Of Him Tucked Into My Wallet.

“Domain expansion.” And it’s just me opening up my legs

this is all i have to contribute

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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

“why did you respond in 23 seconds” i would rip my heart out of my chest for you if you asked. Next question

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

I hope when I die I become a jellyfish instead of a corpse.

Remember when Peter told the biggest lie in the entire movie and said Miguel is all bark no bite.

Like sir.... would you like to explain to the class why you think MIGUEL O'HARA would never hurt anyone. Nono. Go on. Please tell us why you were confident to tell everyone in the room that their safety is certain in the presence of a man who has a venomous bite, talons, and throws things when he's angry. Is that true peter. Is that true or do you just know he wouldnt hurt you.... just... just think CRITICALLY about WHY you belive this Peter-- SHUT UPP HE CLEARLY HAS A FOND TOLERANCE FOR YOU SPECIFICALLY THEREFORE WOULD NEVER HARM YOU OBLIVIOUS CUNT AARRGHHGGHH