The Case For Morph Wrenches

“I feel like we tend to forget that even if the persona was fake, Penelope-as-the-Baron was still totally able to fight Sly on the side of a moving airplane without much effort and punch hard enough to throw him back. How the heck did she get kidnapped? I feel like she could have coldcocked Lefwee in three seconds, looted his wallet, and bailed.“

Confessed by: Anonymous

“Perhaps my favorite character development over the course of the Sly Cooper games was how Bentley went from a stuttering, fragile nerd to a devious, bomb-toting mad genius. His probably has the biggest ego of anyone on the team, and I love him to bits for it!“

Confessed by:  mad42hatter

I ain’t no dumb blonde, I ain’t no stupid barbie doll!!

Bentley and Penelope’s courtship

I just felt like drawing Bentley&Penelope’s scenes from the third game

Da Gang

Sly4 AU where Penelope really was hypnotized and Bentley doesn't lose her.

Sly 3 Comic: “A Girl in the Safe House”

Did you ever wonder how the Sly Gang adjusted to having a girl in their Man Cave for the first time ever? Well, now you know! I can totally see Murray going over the top to try and be welcoming/friendly to her, Bentley being all awkward in trying to court her, and Sly being the poor schmuck caught in the middle.

Was Penelope serious about having ten years of martial training? Like, how old was she when she started?

​…For that matter, how old was she when she started the whole Black Baron thing? I mean, we know it was because of the age requirement so she probably wasn’t 18 yet. And it sounds like ACES has been going for probably over five years (at the bare minimum), and if Penelope and the main trio are currently about 21-ish…

Yeesh, she must’ve gotten into it really young, huh?

Update of my Sly Cooper shipping chart now that 2019 is on the verge of ending!

There's a little change, and I fitted all thd lines in this time instead of making all the shipping tallies last filled.

So if you're confused as to who goes to who, all the lines match up to the tallies on the right.

Also I find that some of my ships have changed while some remain. This chart below was my earlier shipping chart:

Here’s your intermittent reminder that Penelope the mouse

is introduced as explicitly a better RC specialist than Bentley

a top-tier engineer and mechanic

so good at dogfighting than when she became a combat pilot “at a young age” she was instantly elevated to celebrity status

very convincing at pretending to be a different age and gender???

apparently wasn’t lying about being a trained boxer

can hack pretty good

easily matches and contends with Bentley’s intellect and could, therefore, plan heists pretty good

just fuckin picked up a sword and used it to murder a guy who had dedicated his life to being an old-timey pirate captain, and, by extension, swordfighting.

Penelope could kick the ass of the collective Cooper Gang at any point and the only reason she doesn’t is to be polite