If You Don’t Remember Anything Else For The Next 4 Years, Remember This: Don’t Be A Fucking Snitch.

au where the shadow knight rebellion also includes vylad and zane (edit: im cackling I accidentally had “Zenix and Zane” listed for the au and completely forgot Vylad was not in fact originally part of the rebellion. zenix was such a chaotic and weird addition to the group dynamic that I completely forgot he was actually canonically there lol)

bonus:

the thing about italian food is that it kinda sucks when made in italy. the average italian cook is suffering under 300 different traditional family bylaws that prevent them from like, adding garlic to their sauce, or washing their vegetables or whatever. and if they were to move five kilometers away to the next town over then they'd be executed in the street for cooking it that way. when italians are released from the context of italy it's like they're taking off training weights. an italian cook with no limiters becomes a culinary apex predator. it's for this reason that italian food has, outside of italy, become one of the big three cuisines, while remaining, in italy, frustratingly under-potential. it has to be this way.

some doodle wips in the style of that one finland piece… tryna work on pushing my silhouettes and character designs… wow art is hard 

sweden is a closeted serial killer in the au because i watch too much nordic noir

OMG who gave laurance flowers.... ←～（o ｀▽´ )oΨ (it was me)

I really like coffee and sweets so I can never resist it.

@eternal-night-owl

nyo!poland uvu  yep this sweater and socks are in colors of lithuania

yep this gay shit strikes again

You know what, fuck it, I don't *want* some frivolous, artisanal, lighter-than-air computer with no customizability, no upgradeability, no reparability, no ports, and a lifetime of *maybe* 3 years if you're lucky. I want a fucking great BEAST of a computer that's designed to last a minimum of 50 years, with ports up the wazoo and optional drives for every kind of media! I want modular components that you can drop in a bog for a year, dry them off, and have them still work fine! I want them to make a noise like "ker-chunk!" when you slide them into place! I want a switch that you pull to turn it on! And I don't want software that constantly forces you to get a pointless, cosmetic "upgrade" every few months either! I want durability! I want longevity! I want satisfying haptics! I want Silicon Valley to go fuck itself!