Hooooooly Moly That Went Way Better Than I Thought It Would

I JUST SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN THE WILD

do u like funfetti frosting

it tastes..............

funny

in. the (olive garden) with.

tummy ache :(((((

Beseeching the Fool

the fool has been beseeched

IT FARTED ON ME

there is a whole baby here and i just watched a turkey bust it down on tv

TO MY FELLOW 🇺🇲💥AMERICAN🦅⛽ TUMBLRINAS

IF YOU ARE OF VOTING AGE AND HAVE NOT VOTED YET PLEASE GO VOTE TODAY!!!

THIS ELECTION IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!! THE FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY BOILS DOWN TO TODAY!!!!

GO, MY POOKIE BEARS!!! BE A GOOD CITIZEN!!!!

I can feel the foolish power coursing through my veins...

I have arrived on the clown site. First order of business: indulge in shenanigans.

Fun Fact

Did you know that if you jump and then crouch twice while peeing, you unlock the secret Get Piss Fucking Everywhere DLC?

I leave for the weekend and I have 3 spicy bots following me now.

To the bots: please behave yourselves. Or don't. This blog is anarchy.

IM GOING TO RATTLE YOU.

careful, you'll anger the bees