Enjoy The Microsoft Branded Vaccine That's On Its Way.

enjoy the Microsoft branded vaccine that's on its way.

Corporate businesses love telling the story of protagonists that save people from disasters that the same protagonists were directly responsible for creating in the first place.

I wonder why that is.

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1 year ago

what is the deal with humans and rectangles?

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.

1 year ago

sup newbies

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1 year ago

adorable

Miss Amy Rose

miss amy rose <3

1 year ago

sexy man

The Bride And Her Ugly Ass Groom......
The Bride And Her Ugly Ass Groom......

the bride and her ugly ass groom......

1 year ago

am i nocturnal irl?

Day Ponys And Night Ponys
Day Ponys And Night Ponys

day ponys and night ponys

ask @asktwilighteclipse

10 months ago

they'll get an existential crisis

The horns on a seroan channel phycic energy. This allows them to do many things, including mind reading, and telekinesis. When they eat someone, they can understand what that persons problems are.

1 year ago

ha

"If your man does the dishes he's gay"

Arnold Schwartzenegger

Sylverter Stallone

Bruce Willis

Wesley Snipes

Denzel Washington

Keanu Reaves

Shaq

Shaft

Mr. T

Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

Jackie Chan

Chris Rock

Will Smith

Dr. Dre

Tupac

Snoop Dogg

Dwane Johnson

Vin Diesel

Michael Jordan

and here's the best part of all are you ready for this?

"If Your Man Does The Dishes He's Gay"

that's right

so misogynists... what song do you want played at your funeral?

1 year ago

there are about 40 big ones.

12 of which everybody uses.

out of those none are the FA group.

(FA, DA, E621, Eka's Portal, etc)

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1 year ago

lol

I Was Supposed To Be Making Icons I Was Not Making Icons I Was Being Side Tracked And Gay

I was supposed to be making icons I was not making icons I was being side tracked and gay

BUT ATLEAST IT TURNED OUT CUTE!!!

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