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MOTIONPICTURESOURCE’S 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN

28/31 🎃👻 THE SKELETON DANCE (1929) dir. Walt Disney

We’re currently approaching 500 followers, and to celebrate a half-thousand of you making the questionable decision to follow a side blog for a frustrating visual novel app, I’ll be holding a giveaway of some art for one follower.

How it’ll work: I’ll put every entree’s name into a randomiser and DM the winner from this blog and they’ll get a free Choices fanart.

To be in the running you:

Must be following me on this blog.

Reblog this post by the 31st of July, 2021

This is definitely not an excuse for me to procrastinate the art WIP I should be doing. Not at all.

Danai Gurira as OKOYE in Black Panther (2018)

Female Awesome Meme: [3/10] female characters who deserve better – Nebula (MCU)

“I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly… piece by piece, until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain I knew every single day.”

Excellent points, but I feel like the key word here is PREPARED. 

Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

The Tatum storyline in Foreign Affairs is better than the entirety of Witness.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 2017 | dir. James Gunn

THE SOUND OF MUSIC (1965) dir. Robert Wise

Did I cry today while on the phone with my Mom and reading her some lyrics from Hamilton songs? Maybe. 

“To live in a culture in which women are routinely naked where men aren’t is to learn inequality in little ways all day long” - Naomi Wolf, The Beauty Myth