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Watching Malcom X (Denzel Washington)

!!!SPOILERS FOR MALCOM X!!!

Guys this movie is fucking haunting. Like yeah it's all historical and at the same time light hearted and funny BUT JEEZEUZ

Guys I can't stress enough how the scene where it's implies his dad is ran over by a train is scary and haunting. Like it was only a few seconds but damn.

Also I love how it portrays his mental state throughout his life without having to say it outright. Like I love the childhood flashback scenes and then cut to how he deals with it as an adult.

I just love this movie even if it makes me scared sometimes.

In self defense,

a knife protects.

I bring my lunch,

no one suspects.

And when it's time

to end a life-

Deceptive fruit;

Banana Knife

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

I don't plan to stay in the place

for very long,

I will not endure

The repercussions of other's mistakes.

I want to move

right after

I turn of legal age

And I will be free

(I forgot the OG post for banana knife. Can someone reblog with the OG pls?)

I'm bringing a knife to work today because I don't trust people not to try to kill me.

BRINGING A KNIFE FOR SELF DEFENSE.

AND ONLY SELF DEFENSE.

BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST PEOPLE NOT TO TRY TO ASSAULT ME.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK BECAUSE I WON'T GO OTHERWISE.

BRINGING A KNIFE TO WORK EVEN THOUGH IT WON'T SAVE ME IF I NEED TO USE IT.

I'm bringing a knife to work today.

And it won't save me.

It won't save me because there are too many bigots. Too many extremists. Too many murder-willing people in my town.

Those people who voted for HIM. Those people who made me bring the knife today.

The people at fault are the reason I'm bringing a knife today.

Those people are the reason I will carry a knife everyday for the foreseeable future.

They're why I will not feel safe, just as much as HIM.

Internet key! Gojo Headcanons

!!!- alternative history, not at all canon (of course), color coded for people who read fast or can't read at all.

(based on the latest artwork by @saterise, the one with a bleeding Geto holding up the phone to his face with Gojo's eye on the screen.)

He has been trapped since his creation in the 90's and keeps getting updated for use in undercover internet society today.

Was nearly taken down by an internet cult society that wanted to disrupt the social order of the undercover internet policing society- the Jujutsu Sorcerers of Online Peace (JSOP)

JSOP is a small unknown government organization that was created and based in Japan, but is extended thinly worldwide. It clears out or rather, "exorsizes" bugs, malware and worms from popular online sites, forums and the like.

Internet Key! Gojo is actually called the Six Eyes Eliminator Program. The programe, called Gojo for some odd reason, was made alongside other programs like itself- yet excelled in all aspects of online protection.

The second best program was called the Malware Manipulation and Demolisher Project, also coined the 'Geto Program'. The Geto Program was created to buffer the Eliminator Program should it go haywire- which it did do in it's earlier renditions.

The most impactful JSOP program to boot was the Dissector and Dismantling System. In the early days of the internet, hackers, online scammers and the like ran rampant on the internet. The DDS ran like water on a smooth hill from its first rendition. That was until sometime later, the creator of the system found a bug in it, the entire programme collapsed and became corrupted in under a day. Nearly $10B were lost in the week after, and what they started reporting in the following month was horrifying.

An identical copy of the system (or was it the corrupted DDS itself?) was being run through the dark web, snatching up more than portfolios, bank details, and until then, well kept secrets from a certain local internet police group. Hell it was even being used by hackers and malware subscribers to corrupt other people's devices and services.

Within 3.5 months, the corrupted DDS was vanquished- nicknamed the 'Worst Program in Existence'. It was repossessed by the JSOP and broken apart across the internet of Japan. (It didn't get broken apart worldwide because it would harm the integrity of the organization).

10 years after the termination of the DDS, the Gojo System, The Six Eyes Eliminator Program was created. There were some good bug destroying projects during that decade for sure, but the Gojo System was something else. Investors and government officials with insider information flocked to see what it could do; salivating at the idea of getting something to hide their discrepancies and horrible search histories.

The Internet Key! Gojo is used nonstop today, able to see and protect all types of networks and devices around the world. Currently- it trains and advises new types of technologies each year.

mfker wouod be so ridiculously evil for no reason.

If he's Lex, then Yuji is Superman and that means Sukuna would find every way possible to ruin his day.

Like not even to kill him he'd probably throw a train at Yuji's house and when he realizes that Yuji survives he'd do some petty ass shit

Sabotaging his love life with rumours that sound like something he'd do

Switching out his favorite professor in his favorite class for a meaner one so Yuji can't enjoy school

Closing down his favorite restaurant

And probably butting heads with the Gojo clan's company.

I'm not smart enougj to right a fic about this so can someone else do it?

As much as I hate to admit it…. Sukuna in a modern au would be like a lex Luther typa guy.

"

They say before you start a war,

'You better know what your fighting for'

Well baby you are all that I adore-

If love is what you need;

A soldier I will be

"

-

"

Regret it every day,

Every breath I take,

I can feel you,

breaking down from it all.

Forget the misery,

Remember this when you breathe;

You're everything I never was

" - Angel with a Shotgun, The Cab || Everything I Never Was, Cult to Follow

This guy is named Viktor 🐺 Torian

What even is this bs /j

11:00 pm mini rant

thinking about how elementary school me (2010's) didn't understand Yo Mama™ jokes and kept embarrassing herself when other kids tried to joke or tease her.

2-4th grade was not a fun time for me

Thinking about that time in 3rd grade where a boy was teasing me but I watched to many coming of age movies so I thought it was a •°`perfect`°• idea to try and 'start a roast war'

It went flawlessly /s

Totally didn't lose any aura points after that.

(Bro I think my aura was at like -2000 at that point because I'd always been a weird kid but never really know or understood it)

Thinking about how in 2nd(second) grade I had learned what up/down head nods meant so I yelled (💀🚪🤸🏾🧍🏾🤧) across the fucking cafeteria to one of my classmates* just to give him a nod up and receive one back 🫤💀

-300 aura

*I later realized that I somehow fancied this boy the tiniest 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾 bit for some godforsaken reason (he didn't like me for obvious reasons)

Realizing that I was actually Cringe™ as hell in elementary school and I still somehow had friends...

Rememberimg that time in 2018 when Dabbing™ was a thing and I hit a perfect one and some kid told me to do it again so I did

Istg I hope I never have to meet elementary school me

Also I went through a canon event (for girls)

I Hate Pink™ phase (pink is such a pretty color, it's not my favorite but I appreciate it)

I'm Not Like Other Girls™ phase

(I literally am. I love being like other girls. I love being a girls girl. I love girls(women))

....just why

I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

Hey Evan...... That doll you have looks suspiciously familiar....

((Car pushing))

(edit): IM Going CRAZY WHY IS SLENDY HERE

I started everymanHYBRID like 10 minutes ago

My mind is buzzing with ideas because Vinnie was just talking about stress and having dreams about something chasing him thought the woods.

PRETTY FAMILIAR HMMMMMM

THERE'S BEES IN MY HEAD GET THEM OUT

Anyways, @thedancingclowns, is this channel REALLY about fitness? Or will I get my heart torn to peices like Marble Hornets (which I still haven't finished) :)

(Is Slenderman involved in any way? 👁️👁️)