Ngl, Your Mom (w/ No Offense Given) Uses The Same Logic As My Friend's Mom.

Ngl, your mom (w/ no offense given) uses the same logic as my friend's mom.

Didn't let him + his brother watch Spongebob because it was 'innapropriate' BUT STILL LET THEM WATCH FAMILY GUY of all things

like c'mon now (ToT)

Fun fact:

the reason our mother blocked us from watching SpongeBob was because she found it "obnoxious" (what she called on par with Caillou and Barney *things she found obnoxious, to be fair we also hold distaste for those shows... they never clicked with us...* ) and so she didn't let us watch it. Oh, and also apparently we did have access to it, she just hid it from us because she didn't want us to watch it.

She didn't want us to watch something because she found it annoying.

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1 month ago

My body is being weird

Not life threatening

My stomach is tumbly and I feel light nausea

I hate this ssssoooooo muvhhh

(not even Tylenol or Motrin could help)

Save me


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8 months ago

Keep it going

Hello, I'm Kariman Dohan. I am writing this letter to you feeling a state of sadness and grief, after the war on Gaza completely destroyed our lives😔🤕. I was working as a teacher for children, but the school was destroyed and I lost my job😭😭. My husband was a fisherman, but the fishing boat, which was our only source of income, was badly damaged and did not return. Usable. My young son, Hamoud,🥹 suffers from malnutrition due to the lack of food and the polluted water we drink. My husband, Ayman Alwan, and I are trying with all our might to survive😞💔, but the situation has become too much for us to bear. We are desperate to escape to a safe place where we can start over, but we don't have enough money to do so.💔💔💔😔🥺 Therefore, I ask you for your generosity and kindness to help us so that we can overcome this crisis. Please consider our situation and help as much as you can by donating and sharing the link.💔🍉🥹😭😭😭😭

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8 months ago
Neocities Guide - Why You Should Build Your Own Html Website

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

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7 months ago

THE BRAINROT IS ACTUALLY TURJNING MY BRAIN TO MUSH PLEASE SÀVE ME

Please get Miku (the song by Hatsune Miku) outa my head


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7 months ago

DAMN YOU @fishymom-art

I never expected tragic yaoi but now I feel like I should

(my heart can't handle it, I intake too much SatoSugu for this shit)

jam on a picnic date 🫶

Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶
Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶
Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶
Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶
Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶
Jam On A Picnic Date 🫶

you can kill me now, it's okay, I accept my fate.


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7 months ago

SUUUUPPER UNREALTWD BUT I HAVE STICKERS LIKE THAT OMG XAN I SHOW YOUUUUUU

:DDDDD

PLEASEEEEEE

:))))))

Also @ the anon for the pic because you just kick-started my brain (ty)

i looooooooove your smaus soooooo muuuuucch :3

I Looooooooove Your Smaus Soooooo Muuuuucch :3

I love my readers soooooo muuuuuuchhh so thank you :3 most of the ideas spawn from y’all’s brains anyway :3

8 months ago

_~°•*JJK Headcanons*•°~_

For the Ghetto Sugarboo fans

Geto Suguru x Blk!Fem!Reader

Tags/Warnings: Fluff!canon, no smut/lemon, Geto is cheeky bc why not, Satoru is his own warning

$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$

Bf!Geto who:

Let's you use his shampoo and conditioner because IK we'll all be DAMNED if some cute, sexy man has better hair than us

Makes his curses follow at least 3 cars of width behind you when you need to go out (at night and away from home)

Refrains from calling your family w/o cursed energy monkeys because it's derogatory

Keeps you on his arm at all times when you go out with him in public so nothing happens to you

Let's you do/practice on his hair when you feel inspiration coming on

Introduces you to Mimiko and Nanako and gets little butterflies when he sees you three getting along so well...

Loses all of those butterflies when introducing to Satoru.

He (Satoru) took an immediate liking to you (platonic) after realizing that you also like to get on Ghetto's nerves

Vows never to bring the both of you around Nanami at the same time because you'll cause him to age 30 years

Loves at home movie dates with you, he likes cuddling with you while you talk through previews,

he likes holding you if it's a scary movie that you can't sit still through

Who lost every thought he had for a few minutes when you first said 'I love you'

$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$+_+$

Guys give me more ideas for hc's plsssss


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