Kreia: That Was Not The Most Pleasant Landing I've Endured. Next Time, We Should Perhaps Seek Out A More

Yikes! I knew Augustus made Cleopatra out to be an evil homewrecker, but this just takes the cake for ridiculous rumors. 

I've read in several scholarly articles that ancient Egyptians perfected the art of flipping crocodiles on their backs and having sex with them to ensure good fortunate and prosperity in their lives. Is this... is this true? Did ancient Egyptians actually fuck Nile Crocodiles? Further, did Cleopatra actually use bees for sexual pleasure? I understand bestiality was still punishable by death in Egypt for most of its history but - are these things really true?

No. No they’re not.

Ridiculous Conspiracy Theory

Caligula was actually trying to introduce a video game console two thousand years early, but historians didn’t understand and thought he wanted to make his horse a consul. 

Stories always begin the same way: There was and there was not. There is possibility in those words, the chance for hope or despair.

Girl, Serpent, Thorn by Melissa Bashardoust (via miithridatism)

HOPA Games Representation

This message is for Big Fish and the gaming companies it represents. I’m a queer woman who enjoys playing HOPA games, but is disappointed to see NO LGBT+ representation in them. I understand it would difficult for companies working in places that are hostile towards LGBT+ people to include some (e.g. Russia), but would request that y’all have companies that aren’t make an effort to include us. I shouldn’t have to resort to headcanons to see people like me in HOPA games. 

Furthermore, I would like express disappointment in the paltry amounts of POC representation in HOPA games. Some of said representation may have been problematic. 

In a nutshell please try to do better representation wise and hire more POC and LGBT+ people to work on your games. 

Panera Bread fired a Pagan employee because of their religion, and now they think they're being funny with this shit.

https://religionnews.com/2021/03/27/pagan-sues-panera-bread-company-alleging-religious-discrimination/

So yeah, boycotting them for the foreseeable future.

Bao-Dur is an awesome underrated character. 

bao dur fun facts

- disabled veteran who is still wracked with guilt from his actions in the war - volunteer eco-vigilante working against a major, corrupt corporation to help an oppressed species save their planet, until mercenaries forced him into hiding - prefers droids to people because they’re easier to understand - followed around by a floating little droid he build as a child - exile: “can you build me one?” bao-dur: “i would, but then i wouldn’t be the only one with a floating sphere following him around and i kind of like that” - fluent in five languages: zabraki, ithorese, basic, bocce and binary - his talents in engineering rival the best echani shield smiths, he built himself an arm, also one of the lost jedi but still says ‘i’m just a tech’ - breaks through shields and force fields just by punching them. literally canon that bao-dur is the best at punching things - exile: “how’d you lose your arm, anyways?” bao-dur: “i got tired of it- kept dropping my hydrospanner. figured i’d get a new one” - “i’m trying to work here, atton” - probably the reason why he can’t equip jedi robes is bc he’s too buff and would probably just tear them apart by flexing - “if it wasn’t for me, we’d all be floating in space”

Can I Copy Your Homework? Kotor Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Bastila Shan, Carth Onasi

Yeah, Sure: Zaalbar, Juhani, Tee-Three

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Jolee Bindo, Revan

LOL, Nope: Canderous Ordo

Wait, We Had Homework: Mission Vao

Read at 5:55 P.M.: HK-47 (He only let’s Revan copy his homework)

Definitely reblogging for luck. 

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

Julius Caesar after bailing Antony out of jail for the tenth time: You seriously can’t stay out of trouble for five fucking minutes?! This is the last time I’m paying. 

Mark Antony: You just keep telling yourself that. 

Can I Copy Your Homework? Kotor II Edition

I’ll Help You With It: Mical, Jedi Exile

Yeah, Sure: Bao-Dur, Visas Marr

Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Atton Rand, Mira

LOL, Nope: Brianna, Tee-Three, Canderous Ordo

Wait, We Had Homework: HK-47

Read at 5:55 P.M.: Kreia, Hanharr