Fascinating.

The iMac caption was the funniest. 

Redownloaded KOTOR

Can’t wait to see all my fave characters again.

LOL.

The Romans When They're Drunk

Caesar: He doesn't get drunk, and no one encourages him to. They don't know what he's like drunk, and they don't want to know

Antony: Is a really happy drunk. Cuddles with everyone and impulsively buys all kinds of nonsense. When he wakes up in the morning he's surrounded by his drunk purchases but has no idea who drained his bank account.

Brutus: Sobs hysterically, an absolute wreck. Tells you his whole life story and you'll find him throwing up in the bathroom later, Cassius holding his hair back while he has to listen to him cry about his past for the millionth time.

Octavian: Starts giving speeches to everyone while standing on the table. He thinks they're motivational, but they're complete gibberish.

Cassius: A bold, angry drunk. Will fight anyone and can make literally anything into a weapon.

Pompey: Calls everybody beautiful and suddenly is under the impression that he can sing and dance.

We’re all pieces on a game board, Dr. March, and some of us are more powerful than others. You. Me. Her. We’re the ones the gods want. We’re the ones they’re fighting over.” “And I suppose you consider yourself the king on this board?” “You must not have played chess in a while. The king is the weakest piece in the game.” He gave Justin a level look. “The queen’s the strongest.”

Richelle Mead, Gameboard of the Gods (via mashamorevna)

LOL. This is a terrible idea, but hilarious!

Horrible Staging Ideas #3

Julius Caesar but it takes place in a cheap pizza restaurant.

I’ve always wanted to visit Kirkwall, Scotland both because of Dragon Age, and apparently, lots of Vikings settled there. 

CONFESSION: 

I have recently become aware that there is an actual place called kirkwall in Scotland, I was so stunned when I found out            

Awesome fanart of Marcus Antonius a.k.a Mark Antony, Cleopatra, and Octavian. 

I‘ve been designing the good ancient gang

You tell him Rose!

Jesse: whatever you say, slut

Rose: ouch, oooh, such an insult. Let me know when you come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horseshit

So true.

Against Whitewashing

I am begging whoever is casting the Mass Effect movie to not whitewash Ashley Williams who is Latina, when there are plenty of badass Latina actresses who could portray her. We already had to put up with Bioware whitewashing her in Mass Effect 3. 

Happy Winter Solstice in the Northern Hemisphere! Happy Summer solstice in the Southern Hemisphere!

Google Doodles created by /Olivia When (also known as Olivia Huynh), 2017 (X).