Can We Please Normalize Killing 🥺 And Maiming 😭😭😭 It's My Coping Mechanism And It Really

guys wake up brian lee o'malley just posted a transfem scott pilgrim meme

okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well

omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

I wanna be one of the KFC workers in the Pentagon. What is that like. Imagine having that level of security clearance so you can make people chicken on their lunch breaks. When Marx talked about praxis this is what he meant. Does the Pentagon KFC hit different? Imagine being 16 and getting to tell your friends that you work in the Pentagon after school. I want to boil myself in the Pentagon KFC deep fryers

They would reenact the plot of Lord Of The Flies in a matter of weeks.

I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it

can you give me a made up fact in haiku form?

No, that’s more of a Haikubot thing. I’d not tread upon their gimmick.

pose!

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt