Joeysmartass

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

They would reenact the plot of Lord Of The Flies in a matter of weeks.

I just found a really old blog where a bunch of people genuinely tried to buy an island for Tumblr people to live on, and the entire blog was just them arguing about what the laws on that island should be and how they should fund it

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

the tonight dough with jimmy fallon

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

My favourite thing about Netflix mobile is that every so often it glitches and—

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

happy 4/13 to those who celebrate