shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time
needed to clip just this part of the interview bcus it’d the funniest 25 seconds of all time
literally we need to get rid of the stigma of questioning once and for all.
call yourself gay. call yourself ace. call yourself a lesbian today and a nonbinary bi trans man tomorrow. its fine. literally no community has ever been harmed by someone thinking that label might apply to them and then discarding it later. anyone who says otherwise is drinking the exclusionary kool-aid and isn’t worth the time it would take to argue with them.
popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something
HELLO FRIENDS In honor of one of my friends starting tma i am posting the rest of what i have for this series
I'm going to be honest, i wrote all of these like a year and a half ago so i don't even remember if all of them are as accurate as i thought they were at the time so tell me what u guys think ( ALSO IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO POST THESE)
if you guys want more i can be convinced to relisten to the series and finish this and also send me asks i love getting asks
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111. god fuck he just wanted his friends to call him gerry
112. guys I have a great idea for a game it’s called murder tag and there are no downsides I promise
113. sweet dreams goodnight don’t let the carbon monoxide poisoning bite
114. cleaning lady takes a trip to mandela effect land
115. ship cook discovers an infinite meat glitch!
116. oh god the unknowing ritual is fnaf security breach
117. alright guys it’s time to prepare for clown time let’s do a roll call
118. martin burns some stuff and gets traumatized while Jon and the homies are sneaking through an interactive wax museum.
119. ah fuck it’s clown time
120. omg! you were in the archivist’s dream last night! so cool!!
121. dude I’d KILL for a good night’s sleep
122. the worst person you know tells you about their "new philosophical theory" for 24 minutes
123. man is scammed into being the helpless mod for murder reddit
124. old man ruins our austrian mountain trip with impromptu skydiving
125. bagpipe music makes an entire town do a The Purge (2013)
126. man is so shit at sculpting that it literally makes four people loose their minds
127. hey guys… eye am not feeling so well…
128. skinwalker delivery man mourns the loss of his skinwalker delivery husband
129. we needed this rain
130. HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WILL FILL YOUR HOLE WITH MEAT
131. I get the guy who turns peoples’ bones to turn my bones and also tell me the story of how he started turning peoples’ bones
132. MAN OPENS COFFIN. WE ARE VERY WORRIED FOR HIM.
133. My son’s weird boyfriend is a little too invested in my treasure hunt.
134. journalist takes a short and awful trip to dystopia land and it gives both her and adelard decker an existential crisis .
135. let me tell you about our lord and savior: shadow jesus.
136. my boss does a reverse pinocchio.
137. I am saved from the real horrors of war by spooky ghost horrors of war.
138. my dear jonah, it seems my years of fucking around have finally caught up to me, and I am nearing the time in which I will find out.
139. Local cult cooks up an antichrist and then deals with the terrible consequence: parenthood.
140. 17th century homoerotic rivalry between an astronomer and shadow jesus
141. our captain got depressed and then made us all steal a camera
142. hey sorry your archivist got addicted to eating trauma. yeah he’s just watching people on the street now. yeah he’s pulling statements from them like teeth. yeah he’s been showing up in my dreams and he is all eyes.
143. we KILL this evil orb using the power of looking at it too closely
144. math podcast makes man foresee the end of the world
145. gertrude drops the hardest diss track of the century on the desolation / part 2 of local cult’s adventures in parenthood
146. man is stalked by a sneaky door.
147. the archives is stalked by a sneaky spider lady.
148. Security camera guy loves his job so much that he becomes a security camera.
149. weird trash art in the Amazon rainforest bites researcher
150. HOMOPHOBIC SUBURBAN HOUSES
151. have you ever played aquarium tycoon
152. let me introduce you to the world of recreational dirt naps ( I am not asking )
153. evil worm polycule
154. i quit my job and my hot goth wife kills me.
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay