when in doubt eat me out
I’m such a hopeless romantic at the same time I’m not like I def want a romance book worthy story to happen to me but if you get all mushy with me I’m going to cut your tongue off
Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and 'baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as 'leftenant’ instead
me when no pictures load
The Front Bottoms / The Plan (x)
Man i’m fucked
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