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[Goofy Voice] Why the HYUCK you lyin

Toastradamus Predictions 2016

Ranch dressing will over take butter as the #1 toast topping.

Science will discover syrup is even stickier than we could have ever imagined.

You’ll get your money, Dan. Relax. Just give me until April. You know I’m good for it.

Spoons will become sentient and shepherd humanity into a utopian existence.

Forks will become sentient and ruin it all.

Katie will grow out her bangs.

Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theorists will rejoice when a black box recording surfaces, telling the full story.

You’ll keep writing 2015 on checks until at least mid-February.

Traitor trooper is alive

kylo: vader, teach me your ways. show me how to let go of all of my loved ones and attachments.

anakin: uh

15 Things That Make Me Happy

1. Emily and Juan 2. Listening to music when I walk to the bus stop on cold mornings 3. Books that make me smile 4. Long rides in the car listening to good music 5. Talking to someone for hours and not realizing when 2 a.m. hits 6. When the air is cold but you can still feel the sun on your skin 7. Having my hard work pay off 8. Puppies 9. Going to concerts with my friends 10. Singing 11. Puns 12. Seeing my friends happy 13. A good night’s sleep after a rough week 14. Cold sheets 15. Songs that give me goosebumps

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We Don’t Believe What’s On TV // Twenty One Pilots

How can it be?

I still believe

something is out there

the neighbourhood // the beach

the neighborhood