My Last Girlfriend Turned Into The Moon.

anxious so making myself tired enough ill be too depressed to be anxious

if i ever talk to much just kiss me and i’ll shut up

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

Sometimes I remember that all lesbianism is named after 1 really gay lady from 4000 years ago. Whether you use the term Sapphic or lesbian, it still is from her which is hilarious, hope she enjoys being women loving incarnate

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nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

doctors hate when you do this: being a patient

Its not safe out there take this with you