Bodies Should Have Crash Logs. Why The Fuck Did That Just Happen.

— Jenny Slate, Little Weirds

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

Nadine Strittmatter @ Christian Dior Haute Couture Fall/Wint 2006

The Bennets having no clue about the Darcy/Elizabeth drama is so goddamn funny, especially in the book. This fucking interaction takes me out every time:

Mr. Bennet: Lol, Lizzy, Mr. Collins thinks Darcy wants to marry you, what an idiot, doesn't he know that dude sucks and you hate him?

Lizzy, trying not to cry: yeah, ha, hysterical

I love the first season of atla

born to be fujimoto forced to study 'biology'

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.