A Part Of Thee, In The Key Of What We Know To Be Every Part Without Me

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

UwU

I GROW STRONGER!

NYAAAAAAAAAA!

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

Slenderman Miku inspired by this post.

(to the tune of hot to go)

hrt i need it sooo, then i could be hot to go

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure