Spent most of my life as a human and even looked the part! But it turns out my ancestors got BUSY with monsters! I'm not just a human, but a succubi, dracolich, and siren all in one! Life is... Interesting. 💧
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It was late... At least for me it was. I just got off work around 10pm for my shift at work...
My last shift, that is...
My job just dropped me without any warnings, without any write ups and no notice for me to prepare to have a new job lined up whatsoever. Just proving further to never show loyalty to a multi-billion dollar cooperation.
Body on auto-pilot mode, weaving through the crowds of people and monsters in the city and just cancelling out the noises around me, my mind couldn't help but wonder... Why? Why would they just drop me? I've worked for the company for 5 years. I've always arrived early, stayed extra if needed and if I was ever sick, I made sure to provide a doctor's note so I wouldn't have any unexcused absences on my record. So why—
…Wait. Hold up...
“Due to recent events, and information provided from our PR team that also works with social media, we are letting go a few workers within this company. This is nothing personal, but we need to make sure that the people that work for this company are people that best represents us, our values, and what we stand for, and we feel that this company isn’t for you.”
“…Information provided from our PR team that also works with social media…”
“…people that work for this company…”
“…best represent us, our values, and what we stand for…”
This could be a goddamn coincidence, but… Did those fuckers fired me because they found out I was an activist taking part in a protest for monster rights?!
That had to be it—it was rumored that the company and its CEO were against even the most basic rights Monsters well deserved. The last protest was a combo of fighting for Monsters to have the right to have Driver’s Licenses and legalization of Monster-Human marriage. The human police got involved and it became a huge thing all over the News and online. The PR team must have found out some of their workers were taking part in the protest and had to clean house. Ugh…
As I stopped walking for a moment, I saw the bright red neon sign of my usual hangout, Grillby’s. The owner, Grillby, was a fire monster and a good friend of mine. Though he was a monster of few words, his actions spoke for him. I worry one of these nights, he’ll get sick of me just venting to him and crying into my drinks. Honestly, tonight was very much needed for me to get shit faced and ugly cry…
Stepping through the door and with the ring of a bell, my being was engulfed in a welcoming warmth and cheerful atmosphere. The usual patrons in their usual seats as if this bar was their second home—and it really was. Grillby’s place was that nice of a business. Looks like Doggo is having a ruff night playing Blackjack with the others and is barking up a storm. That bunny monster is giggling her ears off and slumped over in her booth. The same chill music is still playing on that old jukebox. It was nice… This place was nice…
Taking my seat at the bar, Grillby already knew I had a lot on my mind and had some hot fries ready for me and told me he’d make my usual drink—which was a spiked spider cider. He and Muffet have been working with ideas on food and drink so they can both benefit and see what other folks like and where they can improve. It’s nice.
“And it’s such fucking bullshit that they’d just… just, uhh… fuck, what did I say? Fuck, right! My company just fucking fired me because they’re just ugly bigot fuckwads! Humans trapped Monsters underground for Gods know how long and now that y’all are back, they wanna act all superior and try to lord over Monsters and prevent y’all from having equal… uh… things!!! It’s bullshit!”
“…And it’s time to cut you off for tonight, Julia.”
“Noooo, Grillbyyyy, I’m not drunk. I only has 1 drink…”
“And that was my mistake. You can’t handle your alcohol—especially monster alcohol… Did you want to head back to my loft to relax for the night?”
“Nnn… Too many words… Grillby, lemme have another—my job sucks butt and I wanna drink til I can’t feel feelings anymore…”
“…heh, keep your gin up, kiddo. it’ll get better with time. after all, we ale make pour decisions.”
And that’s when I met him…
“A… A talking skeleton monster…?”
It was like he came out of nowhere, but… There he was, next to me. A rather short skeleton monster with… eyes lights as bright and beautiful as a galaxy and an outfit to match. Gosh, were those sparkly freckles on his zygomatic bones? Cute… And… He’s floating? Is he doing that with his magic? I mean, I shouldn’t assume gender, but with a voice so rich and deep like that, I…
“…Wait, was that a pun?”
[Next: A Black Rose]
In which life ditched Jerry
(full version)
Bonus:
I thought it would be funny if Chara had some past grudge regarding Jerry, hence the mildly hostile narration in their encounter.
Julia the Succubus
Name: Julia
Age: 31(which is apparently very young according to other succubi)
Species: Formally a human, but actually a hybrid of human, succubi, dracolich and siren
Gender: AFAB, but Genderfluid.
Pronouns: She/They/He(sometimes, still takes some getting used to)
Sexually: Demisexual
Summary: I was just a… relatively normal human. I'm introverted and spent most of my time playing video games and dating sims, worked a crappy full-time job, lived in a small apartment and would sometimes just have a drink at Grillby's. He would always listen to me bitch and complain about my job.
One night, after getting fired from my crappy job because I'm pro-monster rights and participated in a protest to fight for said rights, I just wanted to just cry into my drinks and vent to Grillby about how my life was just going to crap…
…And that's when I met him…
The monster who changed everything about my life…
Happy fuck day everyone
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Here's the lineart version for a clearer look
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HAPPY 100 FOLLOWERS TO ME!!! 🥹
(i just having a small hope @/itsxroxannex can see this im wild today)
I... I feel many conflicting emotions right now! I wanna run away sooooo badly right now... I wanna kiss him sooooo badly right now
Run away. Think pure thoughts. And maybe air drop, like, 50 crochet bees at Swapyrus' place. Yeah. Y-yeah...
My most likely poor attempt at a kabe-don. 🤣
Julia: I'll have you know I'm a VERY powerful succubus. Part succubus, BUT succubus nonetheless! Your sex appeal won't intimidate me, Averse!
[Internal panicking] WHY THE F*CK DID YOU DO THIS?! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD TO HIM?! OMFG this is how I die, this dude's seduction level is WAY outta my league I am not prepared for this! He's too hot!! Don'thaveanosebleedagaindon'thaveanosebleedagain—
Guys when is let sans say fuck day ??
Some photos I did as an ask submission for this awesome blog I follow on a different account.
Y'all, check out @a-v-j they are super awesome and love the shenanigans they do.
Averse belongs to @a-v-j
Julia belongs to me! :3
an adult who says fuck day
Alright! So… I wanted to start up a new Tumblr blog. Sorta looks like this place is gaining more traffic, especially since Twitter is going tits up what with Elongated Muskrat implementing ridiculous rules, like that whole post view limit for unverified users and verified users and all that jazz?
BlueSky had to take a pause on sending out those invite emails for early access, PillowFort is trying to step up and make their own app and Instagram is… I believe doing a copycat of Twitter?
Social Media is craaaaaaazy, isn't it?